A handwritten note by Husband.
I wish there was a loan facility available for marriage,
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On not paying the installment, banks would seize the wife!
New style dhamki by Biwi
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Tum jitna time Facebook / Whatsapp ko doge,
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main utna time jabong, flipkart, Amazon ko
dungi...
Poem on "TAJMAHAL"By 3 different People...
1) BACHELOR: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon, Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI"..!!
2) LOVER: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Mumtaz mil gayi hai,Magar Shadi nahi KARTI"...
3) MARRIED: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Mahal banana chahta hoon,Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI"...!!!
Rishta wohi.. Soch nayi..
BEFORE: You take my breath away.
AFTER: I feel like I'm suffocating.
BEFORE: She says she loves the way I take control of the situation.
AFTER: She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
BEFORE: He makes me feel like a million dollars.
AFTER: If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
BEFORE: The Sound of Music.
AFTER: The Sound of Silence.
BEFORE: It's like I'm in a dream.
AFTER: It's like he's in a dorm.
BEFORE: We agree on everything!
AFTER: Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
BEFORE: Charming and Noble.
AFTER: Chernobyl.
BEFORE: Ideal.
AFTER: Idle.
BEFORE: I love a woman with curves.
AFTER: I never said you were fat.
BEFORE: He's completely lost without me.
AFTER: Why won't he ever ask for directions?
BEFORE: Time stood still.
AFTER: This relationship is going nowhere.
BEFORE: Blind.
AFTER: Nearsighted.
BEFORE: You look so seductive in black.
AFTER: Your clothes are so depressing.
BEFORE: I can hardly believe we found each other.
AFTER: I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.
A local daily ran a competition around Valentine's Day asking for a two
line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic
second line.
Here are some of the best enteries:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you messed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
everything you are not.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amazing rhyme?
A bottle of tequila, one part lime !
