Pappu: “Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur
Meri Girlfriend Ki
Ladai
Ho Gayi Thi
Aur Hum Alag Ho
Gaye”
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Golu: “Phir?”
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Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidhane
Ke Liye Apne Naye
Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva
Ke Mujhe Bhej
Di”
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Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahot Bura Kiya
Usne”
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Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam
Hu,
Utha Ke Photo
Uske Baap Ko Bhej Di...!!!! ...
lele
ab maze ..
A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:
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"You are not looking at the road, please be careful....
Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
" hi friends kaisi lag rahi hoon..??
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Pappu:" tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob.
. Leke diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga....
Uss Mein dekh le, humse kya poochti hai bhootni'
kahi ki..
Raju - oye bantu tujhe ladki fasani ate hai.
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Prakash - Nhi.
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Raju - Phir sikh le.
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Class me kaagaz ka zahaz bna phir usko uda..
Or jb mam puche to ladki ka naam bta de ....le
fas gye ladki..!!
Horror films me Ladki ko gahr me jab kuch
ajeeb
sunai deta hai toh woh aise bolti hai -
Kon hai waha ??
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Jaise k Bhoot bolega: Haan mai kitchen me
hu
Maggi khayegi??
When a woman loves you ,
you are a husband ...............
When many women love you ,
you are an actor ..............
When hundreds of women love you ,
you are an idol .............
When thousands of women love you ,
you are a leader ...........
But When all the women in the city love you,
Then you are a best panipuri wala..('_') ('_')
('_')
Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai
Bacche kaese hote hain ?
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Ladki : Chup !
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Ladka : Bataona plzz.
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Ladki : Nahi pata . Ab dubara mat
puchhna.
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Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi
pata.
Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.
moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko
galat hi
samajhti hain. ('_') ('_')
Poem on "TAJMAHAL"By 3 different People...
1) BACHELOR: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon, Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI"..!!
2) LOVER: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Mumtaz mil gayi hai,Magar Shadi nahi KARTI"...
3) MARRIED: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Mahal banana chahta hoon,Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI"...!!!
Rishta wohi.. Soch nayi..
Ladka Perfume ki shopwale se :
1 Perfume dedo Me apni Girlfriend ke ghar Dinner pe ja raha hun. Phir
Bola : 2 aur dedo, Uski sister bhi bohat khubsoorat hai usey bhi Line
dena hai, aur uski Mom abhi tak young hai, usko bhi line mein rakhna
hai, Bohat paisa hai usek paas...
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Dinner pe jaise hi
Girlfriend ka baap aaya, Ladka sir jhuka ker beth gaya.. Girlfriend :
Mujhe nahi pata tha ke tum itne sharmile ho?
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Ladka : Mujhe bhi pata nahi tha ke tumhare baap ki Perfume ki shop
hai....
A boy had a crush on his classmate.
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One fine day he proposed her.
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But she rejected and threatened that she would
complain to the principal if he ever bothered her
again.
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And the boy remains silent for rest of the days.
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Some days later the girl borrows a book from
that
boy and
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writes in it
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" I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If
you forgive me, please come and speak to me."
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Four years passed,
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But.....
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the boy never approached the girl again.
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MORAL: boys never open their books. ('_')('_')
"Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi
layi
thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
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Clasic Ans:
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Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye
mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen
legi?
baaaaat karti hai...
Ek Ladke Ko ek Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Lekin, Ladki Ne Use Thukra Diya
Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke Andar Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karogi!
Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me Dhoop Me
UsKe Ghar Ke Samne Khada Raha
9 Din K Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohabbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya
UsNe Socha,
Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi,
Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Na Mila
Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha…
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Tere Chakkar Mein Teri Sister Set Ho Gayi Hai
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Sorry Saali Sahiba..
A boy's status on FB: Bye Bye Mexico!
Girl 1 comments: Wow! When did you go to Mexico?
Girl 2 comments: Yesterday, you were in Spain.
Girl 3 comments: So touring all Spanish speaking countries.
Boy: Girls, Spain and Mexico have been eliminated from the World Cup.
Girl 4: Don't make me a fool, I Know Spain and Mexico were never part of the World Cup. Even we follow a bit of Cricket!
Qatil haseena ki qatil angreji...
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He :- hiiiiii....
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she:- How are you?
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He:- I m fine,thank you.
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She :- Maine puchha,how are you?
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He:- I replied na.. M fine.
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She :- ek to tum logo ka angrezi ka
problem
bahut
hai upar se aa gaye fb pe chat karne...
Maine puchha How are you?? Matlab
tum kaun
ho?
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He :- Didi,bas apna chhota bhai
samjho.
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