Showing posts with label Hindi Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hindi Jokes. Show all posts

Give Attention..

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Teacher:- Birbal Kaun Tha......??.
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Teachr:- "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Doge To Na Pata Chale".
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Student :-"Sir Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai....?? ...

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.Teachr:-"Mujhe Kya Pata.. .
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Student :-"Beti Par Dhyaan Do To PataChale ??.

Men Will Be Men

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3 young Ladies proposed a
MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...
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1st bought make up stuff&
new
dresses & said she wanted to
look
good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts
& ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original
amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She was looking damn beautiful ....
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...Moral:" Men Will Be Men".

Bus Driver

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Last Night of This Year..

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Galti se bhi 31 Dec 2014 ko 11:59PM ko toilet mat jaana
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warna
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sidhe agley saal bahar nikloge...

Just 5 marks in Paper

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Teacher to Student: Just 5 marks aye hain aur
Tum ab b hans rhay ho....
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Student: Sir mn ye soch soch k hans raha k
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5 Marks be kesay aagay

Girl making A Guy Jealous..

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Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane ke liye): " Dekho woh ladka meri taraf dekh ke muskura raha hain..!"
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Boy: "Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,
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Jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya tha..!!!

Have Change..

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BHIKARI :- O Saheb, 5 rupiya do na bhuk lagi hai kuch khana hai.

GUJARATI :- 100 ki note hai,
tere pas 95 chhuta hai?

BHIKARI:- Ha hai na Saheb

GUJARATI :- To pehle wo vapar na bhai..

Obvious Reason

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A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women's deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.

Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're ugly! :D :)

Revenge of Making Me Jealous

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Pappu: “Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur
Meri Girlfriend Ki
Ladai
Ho Gayi Thi
Aur Hum Alag Ho
Gaye”
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Golu: “Phir?”
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Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidhane
Ke Liye Apne Naye
Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva
Ke Mujhe Bhej
Di”
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Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahot Bura Kiya
Usne”
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Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam
Hu,
Utha Ke Photo
Uske Baap Ko Bhej Di...!!!! ...
lele
ab maze ..

Post of A Girl

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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
" hi friends kaisi lag rahi hoon..??
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Pappu:" tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob.
. Leke diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga....
Uss Mein dekh le, humse kya poochti hai bhootni'
kahi ki..

Coackroach in HOTEL

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Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Pappu Apni
Girlfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Main
Lekar Gaya..
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Uske Paas Paise Nahi The,
Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackroach Le
kar Gaya,
Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad,
Usne Soup Mangaya Aur Usme
Cockroach Daal Diya,
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Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,
”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer
Ko Zeher Khilate Ho
”Manager Ne Request Ki, Please
Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil
Maaf Ho Gaya..
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Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek
Friend Ko Sunayi,
Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend
Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya,
AurJab Usne poora Khana khaneKe
Baad Soup Order
Kiya,
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To Reply aaya
ki soup khatam Ho Gaya HAi..

Trap A GIRL

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Raju - oye bantu tujhe ladki fasani ate hai.
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Prakash - Nhi.
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Raju - Phir sikh le.
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Class me kaagaz ka zahaz bna phir usko uda..
Or jb mam puche to ladki ka naam bta de ....le
fas gye ladki..!!

Tears in EYES

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Maine darwaza khola toh
uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi,
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Sason me aahen, dil me bebasi thi,
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Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki
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Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi...

Isko Hindi Mein Translate Karo..

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Teacher - Isko Hindi Mein
Translate Karo
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Hey Friends, Look a Beautiful
Girl Is
Standing
There...
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pAppu: - Wo Dekho Saalo,
Tumhari Bhabhi Khadi Hai

Haan mai kitchen me hu...

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Horror films me Ladki ko gahr me jab kuch
ajeeb
sunai deta hai toh woh aise bolti hai -
Kon hai waha ??
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Jaise k Bhoot bolega: Haan mai kitchen me
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Maggi khayegi??

1st in Class

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When a woman loves you..

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When a woman loves you ,
you are a husband ...............
When many women love you ,
you are an actor ..............
When hundreds of women love you ,
you are an idol .............
When thousands of women love you ,
you are a leader ...........
But When all the women in the city love you,
Then you are a best panipuri wala..('_') ('_')
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New style dhamki

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New style dhamki by Biwi
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Tum jitna time Facebook / Whatsapp ko doge,
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main utna time jabong, flipkart, Amazon ko
dungi...

Santa ki Maa

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Santa ki Maa - 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahin hui thi.

Press reporter - Fir aapne kya kiya ?

Santa ki Maa - Fir main 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shaadi karai.

Fir jaa ke Santa hua.

Bacche kaise Hote hain?

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Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai
Bacche kaese hote hain ?
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Ladki : Chup !
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Ladka : Bataona plzz.
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Ladki : Nahi pata . Ab dubara mat
puchhna.
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Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi
pata.
Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.
moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko
galat hi
samajhti hain. ('_') ('_')