Galti se bhi 31 Dec 2014 ko 11:59PM ko toilet mat jaana
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warna
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sidhe agley saal bahar nikloge...
BHIKARI :- O Saheb, 5 rupiya do na bhuk lagi hai kuch khana hai.
GUJARATI :- 100 ki note hai,
tere pas 95 chhuta hai?
BHIKARI:- Ha hai na Saheb
GUJARATI :- To pehle wo vapar na bhai..
Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
They never see each other... BUT
1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see together.
5. They sleep together.
They share a very deep bonded relationship...
However, when they see a pretty woman, one will blink and another will not...
Moral of the story: A pretty woman can break any relationship...
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women's deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're ugly! :D :)
A handwritten note by Husband.
I wish there was a loan facility available for marriage,
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And
On not paying the installment, banks would seize the wife!
Pappu: “Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur
Meri Girlfriend Ki
Ladai
Ho Gayi Thi
Aur Hum Alag Ho
Gaye”
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Golu: “Phir?”
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Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidhane
Ke Liye Apne Naye
Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva
Ke Mujhe Bhej
Di”
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Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahot Bura Kiya
Usne”
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Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam
Hu,
Utha Ke Photo
Uske Baap Ko Bhej Di...!!!! ...
lele
ab maze ..
A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:
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"You are not looking at the road, please be careful....
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you an idiot?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're an idiot!..!!!!
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight
from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play
a fun game.
The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The
American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.
The
American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you
pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "your turn".
He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The
American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his
preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem
and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.
The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.
Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
" hi friends kaisi lag rahi hoon..??
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Pappu:" tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob.
. Leke diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga....
Uss Mein dekh le, humse kya poochti hai bhootni'
kahi ki..
Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Pappu Apni
Girlfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Main
Lekar Gaya..
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Uske Paas Paise Nahi The,
Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackroach Le
kar Gaya,
Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad,
Usne Soup Mangaya Aur Usme
Cockroach Daal Diya,
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Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,
”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer
Ko Zeher Khilate Ho
”Manager Ne Request Ki, Please
Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil
Maaf Ho Gaya..
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Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek
Friend Ko Sunayi,
Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend
Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya,
AurJab Usne poora Khana khaneKe
Baad Soup Order
Kiya,
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To Reply aaya
ki soup khatam Ho Gaya HAi..
Raju - oye bantu tujhe ladki fasani ate hai.
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Prakash - Nhi.
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Raju - Phir sikh le.
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Class me kaagaz ka zahaz bna phir usko uda..
Or jb mam puche to ladki ka naam bta de ....le
fas gye ladki..!!
Maine darwaza khola toh
uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi,
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Sason me aahen, dil me bebasi thi,
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Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki
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Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi...
