Give Attention..

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Teacher:- Birbal Kaun Tha......??.
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.Student :-"Pata Nahi Sir"
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Teachr:- "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Doge To Na Pata Chale".
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Student :-"Sir Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai....?? ...

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.Teachr:-"Mujhe Kya Pata.. .
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Student :-"Beti Par Dhyaan Do To PataChale ??.

Men Will Be Men

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3 young Ladies proposed a
MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...
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1st bought make up stuff&
new
dresses & said she wanted to
look
good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts
& ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original
amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She was looking damn beautiful ....
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...Moral:" Men Will Be Men".

Bus Driver

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Last Night of This Year..

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Galti se bhi 31 Dec 2014 ko 11:59PM ko toilet mat jaana
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warna
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sidhe agley saal bahar nikloge...

Just 5 marks in Paper

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Teacher to Student: Just 5 marks aye hain aur
Tum ab b hans rhay ho....
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Student: Sir mn ye soch soch k hans raha k
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5 Marks be kesay aagay

Girl making A Guy Jealous..

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Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane ke liye): " Dekho woh ladka meri taraf dekh ke muskura raha hain..!"
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Boy: "Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,
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Jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya tha..!!!

Type of Oils

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Have Change..

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BHIKARI :- O Saheb, 5 rupiya do na bhuk lagi hai kuch khana hai.

GUJARATI :- 100 ki note hai,
tere pas 95 chhuta hai?

BHIKARI:- Ha hai na Saheb

GUJARATI :- To pehle wo vapar na bhai..

Reason of Breaking Relation of Eyes

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Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
They never see each other... BUT

1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see together.
5. They sleep together.
They share a very deep bonded relationship...

However, when they see a pretty woman, one will blink and another will not...

Moral of the story: A pretty woman can break any relationship...

JUMP N LAUGH

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Our friendship means a lot 2 me.

U cry i cry.

U laugh i laugh.

U jump out of the window...

I look down & then... 

i laugh again